Heres a poker joke I just seen on Facebook.
Do you know any funny poker jokes?
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Do you know any poker jokes?
- Thread starter Bawse
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Just my elementary and childish username
Nah I don’t know none poker jokes
Here's another poker related joke.
Why did the poker player bring a ladder to the game?
He heard the stakes were high!
He heard the stakes were high!
Why did the poker player go to the doctor? Because he had a bad case of full house!
Why did the deck of cards get kicked out of the casino?
Because it was sitting on the table and was caught dealing with a bad hand!
Because it was sitting on the table and was caught dealing with a bad hand!
I don’t know if you would call this a joke but it’s was a stupid response from a AI BOT LuL
I just seen this on my newsfeed for Facebook "Tilted players in PLO still hold equity" lol
I tried playing poker with my pet cat.
It kept folding… but somehow still had nine lives left!
It kept folding… but somehow still had nine lives left!
I walked into a poker game with confidence, strategy, and a solid bluff.
Left with a lesson, a lighter wallet, and new respect for a grandma named Razor Betty.
I once tried to count cards at a poker table.
Turns out, that only works if you’re actually good at math.
They asked how I stay so calm at the poker table.
Easy—I’m not bluffing. I already know I’m winning.
My poker strategy?
Win a few hands, make them think it’s luck.
Then remind them luck doesn’t shuffle this good.
Folding? That’s cute.
I collect people who fold.
They call it Texas Hold’em.
I call it Tuesday.
Left with a lesson, a lighter wallet, and new respect for a grandma named Razor Betty.
I once tried to count cards at a poker table.
Turns out, that only works if you’re actually good at math.
They asked how I stay so calm at the poker table.
Easy—I’m not bluffing. I already know I’m winning.
My poker strategy?
Win a few hands, make them think it’s luck.
Then remind them luck doesn’t shuffle this good.
Folding? That’s cute.
I collect people who fold.
They call it Texas Hold’em.
I call it Tuesday.
