What's the last thing you paid for?

Some candy and chips was the last thing that I paid for.
 
Food and wine, lots of it. Hey, it is Christmas time and I gotta big family. :D
 
Some aftershave called Montblanco platinum explored and a parkie super dry jacket
 
A bucket of fried chicken from KFC was the last thing I paid for. It's what I'm having for dinner.
 
I can't remember if it was the head, meth or bungee cord that I purchased last. It was a funky night.
 
The last thing I paid for was a family size pizza. I bought it for my mother. She told me it's what she wants to eat for dinners.
 
The last thing I bought was a cup of coffee
 
The last thing that I purchased was some beer and cigarettes.
 
The last thing I paid for was a ticket to watch Manchester United vs Brighton today at Old Trafford. I'm happy to see United lose.
 
I bought some groceries yesterday.
 
My server bill was the last thing that I paid for.
 
I paid $0 for a tow back to my house. The sad part is, my truck is what got towed, as the starter is dead. :(
 
I bought some groceries this morning on the way into work.
 
I bought 4 energy drinks, and paid the monthly web hosting bill for our poker forums.
 
“I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don’t need a receipt for the donut. I give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction, ”We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a donut.”
 
rodvney67 said:
“I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut. I don’t need a receipt for the donut. I give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction, ”We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a donut.”
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What flavor of donut did you buy?

Was it a chocolate one?
 
Cpvr said:
What flavor of donut did you buy?

Was it a chocolate one?
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Mitch Hedberg doughnut joke he had a unique way of looking at the world, and his humor often pointed out the absurdities in everyday life.
 
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