What’s the dumbest bad beat excuse you’ve heard at the table?

[uptrendfinancialsignal]

I have come across different players giving excuses to avoid taking responsibility for their loss. I met a guy who blamed poker software for his loss. He claimed that the RNG was rigged against him. Some players even go as far as blaming the poker dealers or even bad luck for their losses. What is the dumbest bad beat excuse you've ever heard at the table?

 

[magnus2022]

I heard one dude said that since he got intimate with a hookup girlie, he have been so unlucky since then.
He cracked everybody up!

 

[Kross]

Don't you remember the funny bad beat excuse? When they lose at the table, they would say that God didn't just want them to win. That's they played better. The winner just got lucky to win. Most winners are always seen as lucky by the losers.

 

[ScorpionGirl]

Someone once blamed their bad beat on the dealer shuffling the cards "wrong" and said the shuffle pattern favored left-handed players. People will literally blame anything except their own bad play - it's pretty hilarious.